A Letter to Anxiety

Dear Anxiety, I hope this letter finds you in good wealth And in a prosperous enough position to put health In the pockets of someone like me: down on their luck. You see that was my life you decided to f—————. ….Wait a minute that’s a different letter… It’s supposed to go like this: Dear Anxiety,…

The Ins and Outs of Renting in Orlando

Hello lovely people! Long time no talk. Life has just kicked me in the nads if you know what I mean. About a month ago my roommates and I received a sixty day notice to vacate the home because they were putting it on the market. As you can imagine that’s thrown a wrench in…

5 Tips for Cheaper Flights

A lot of us have the travel bug, BUT why not save a little money while you do it? Here are 5 Tips for Cheaper Flights. Don’t forget to check out my buddy at Mile High Aviator who supplied me with today’s lovely photo! 1. Use Budget Airlines- A lot of people poopoo budget airlines BUT they…

Good Mourning-A Tutorial

Hi everyone in light of the passing of my dear Uncle Jerry I have decided to hide my weepy feelings with a satirical post as all good millenials do! Please enjoy this tutorial on how to mourn with someone. Mediocre Mourning- “I’m sorry for your loss.” (Pro Tip: It’s best not to mention anything about loss/dying/death…

Up, Up, and Surprisingly South II

Hello lovelies! Here’s part TWO of Up, Up, and Surprisingly South. Enjoy 🙂 I hold my breath and my head high. My knees shake underneath my dress and slip. I can hear Ginny screaming my name from below which doesn’t make me feel any better. The man in gray fidgets nervously- his planned to-do list…

5 Things No One Tells You About Being an Adult

There’s a lot to growing up that we anticipate. Things like paying bills, going to work, making your own doctor appointments *shudder*. But there are things people don’t tell you. Things I’ve been experiencing over the past few weeks. Here are 5 Things No One Tells You About Being an Adult     Age and…

You’re Not a Man if You Don’t Have a Beard

Church came a day early y’all.  This morning a I read an interesting post by liquorgunsbaconandtits (classy I know) on Facebook. I’ll go ahead and fill you in on what it said:  “The masculine American male is a dying breed. We have been told for far too long that violence is never the answer. We’ve…

Up, Up, and Surprisingly South

This week is a fictional short story! I hope you enjoy it. _________________________________________________________________ It was a crowded spring day. The sky was blue with a few of my favorite clouds in the sky- Cumulus. Who wouldn’t love fluffy, white, poofs? I fasten my hat on a little bit closer as a gust of fragrant wind…

Briar Patch

Ya’ll this place is a local GEM. Every time I eat here I am never disappointed. I have genuine belief that I could shut my eyes, point to a random spot on the menu, and still be extremely pleased with my choice. To be fair this place is on the pricier side, but let me…

Stanley and the Arches (A Presidents Day Weekend Miracle)

This weekend I had the pleasure of traveling to little ole Shelby, Ohio. The place where my dad grew up, and his side of the family lives. Naturally after deplaning, Daniel and I were hungry. My dad picked us up and we began our journey home (about an hour away). We figured the easiest option…

Valentine’s Day on a Budget

Now I’m personally not a huge fan of Valentine’s Day for the typical reasons and for the fact that most couples turn into the gross, smushy, love gushers we all know and ha- I mean love. (Shots fired). Anyhoo it can be fun to partake in all of the commercialism, but perhaps you don’t have…

Making Hard Decisions

Recently my husband Daniel and I had to make a hard decision. In short we were offered a trip of a lifetime at no cost to us simply because the givers were generous. Why is this a hard decision? Take the free trip and “Run Forest run!” was my first thought. Then Daniel and I…