Palmetto Bug Stress Disorder (PGSD)

Have I got a story for you. It was a rainy night, nearly 2 am, and I was finally making my way to the car. If you’re familiar with Florida summers you know that it’s bright and sunny in the morning, and torrential downpours in the afternoon/evening. A perfect setting for…bugs. *Cue dramatic lightening*. Now…

Intro to Tabletop Role Play Games

Hello lovely people! It has come to my attention that many people are interested in Tabletop Role Play Games, but don’t know exactly what they are. It would be great to see some young adults gettin’ out there and gettin’ nerdy so here’s my brief explanation! This post I’ll be going over some great tabletop…

Bartaco

Hello boys and girls! It’s time for another foodie review! In three words: Bartaco is life. I was on the hunt for a delicious Margarita (they’re my favorite adult beverage). My coworker recommended Bartaco in Orlando off Doctor Phillips. Let me tell you it was an amazing decision. Firstly the atmosphere is great. Bartaco is…

The Buffalo in 3102

As some of you may know I have recently moved into a new apartment. Yippee! Yes, I am extremely excited and relieved to be in our own place. Daniel (Sarah), and I are thrilled. However, when you go from house living to apartment living…There are some adjustments. Like living below a herd of wild buffalo….

A Letter to Anxiety

Dear Anxiety, I hope this letter finds you in good wealth And in a prosperous enough position to put health In the pockets of someone like me: down on their luck. You see that was my life you decided to f—————. ….Wait a minute that’s a different letter… It’s supposed to go like this: Dear Anxiety,…

The Ins and Outs of Renting in Orlando

Hello lovely people! Long time no talk. Life has just kicked me in the nads if you know what I mean. About a month ago my roommates and I received a sixty day notice to vacate the home because they were putting it on the market. As you can imagine that’s thrown a wrench in…

5 Tips for Cheaper Flights

A lot of us have the travel bug, BUT why not save a little money while you do it? Here are 5 Tips for Cheaper Flights. Don’t forget to check out my buddy at Mile High Aviator who supplied me with today’s lovely photo! 1. Use Budget Airlines- A lot of people poopoo budget airlines BUT they…

Good Mourning-A Tutorial

Hi everyone in light of the passing of my dear Uncle Jerry I have decided to hide my weepy feelings with a satirical post as all good millenials do! Please enjoy this tutorial on how to mourn with someone. Mediocre Mourning- “I’m sorry for your loss.” (Pro Tip: It’s best not to mention anything about loss/dying/death…

Up, Up, and Surprisingly South II

Hello lovelies! Here’s part TWO of Up, Up, and Surprisingly South. Enjoy 🙂 I hold my breath and my head high. My knees shake underneath my dress and slip. I can hear Ginny screaming my name from below which doesn’t make me feel any better. The man in gray fidgets nervously- his planned to-do list…

5 Things No One Tells You About Being an Adult

There’s a lot to growing up that we anticipate. Things like paying bills, going to work, making your own doctor appointments *shudder*. But there are things people don’t tell you. Things I’ve been experiencing over the past few weeks. Here are 5 Things No One Tells You About Being an Adult     Age and…

You’re Not a Man if You Don’t Have a Beard

Church came a day early y’all.  This morning a I read an interesting post by liquorgunsbaconandtits (classy I know) on Facebook. I’ll go ahead and fill you in on what it said:  “The masculine American male is a dying breed. We have been told for far too long that violence is never the answer. We’ve…

Up, Up, and Surprisingly South

This week is a fictional short story! I hope you enjoy it. _________________________________________________________________ It was a crowded spring day. The sky was blue with a few of my favorite clouds in the sky- Cumulus. Who wouldn’t love fluffy, white, poofs? I fasten my hat on a little bit closer as a gust of fragrant wind…